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Joke of the Day
"Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're ""shellfish"""
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"How do you know if a wizards gay? It disappears with a poof."
"Way down on the bottom of the twitter user licensing agreement in tiny font it says ""Say goodbye to your family"""
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You say ""Pikachu, GET THE FUCK ON THAT BUS!"""
"Just burned 2000 calories while in bed. That's the last time I take a nap while the brownies are in the oven."
"Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."
"Ice cream van accidents are very rare... But unfortunately, they always result in the loss of hundreds and thousands."
"My ex would always skip a letter when reciting the alphabet... She never said y"
"[Batman's parents return after 40 years] Surprise!! Wait, wtf are you wearing?"
"I love women so much that.. If I were a woman I'd be lesbian."