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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"A three legged dog Walks into a bar, sits down and says im looking for the man that shot my paw."

"What do you call it when a prayer is answered? A coincidence."

"When my kids come to me with problems I just tell them to watch Full House until they find an episode dealing with their issue."

"I'm not sure if putting Christmas lights up would offend my Jewish neighbours. So just to be sure, i'll hang a massive swastika in my window too."

"Why did Donald Trump buy a Wu Tang Clan shirt? Because Wu Tang sounds more cosmopolitan than Ku Klux."

"Mommy I got an A ""Mommy! Mommy! I got an A"" says Tommy to his mommy ""So what? You still have cancer!"" says mommy"

"Can you people please stop being so condescending and passive-aggressive? Thanks!"

"If you say ""I don't feel good"" and a pregnant woman says ""Me neither,"" DO NOT respond with ""Yeah, but you chose this for yourself..."""

"I think i just found this ice cream cone's g-spot"