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Joke of the Day

"""Jessica wasn't usually dead. So when we found her dead we immediately knew something was wrong."" -Investigation Discovery"

"I had a joke about insanity but then I lost it."

"Where does bees wax come from? Bees nuts!"

"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would have been too farty."

"GAY WEBSITE NAME C : ### . com...... for those that don't get it : c (see) : (colon) pound pound pound . com"

"What did the 1 gay guy say to the other gay guy in a bar? Can I push in your stool."

"What bring a dead duck back to life? A dead bullfrog."

"I was trying to think of a joke about friends... But I don't have any."

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."

"Tiger Woods goes through 18 holes in one day... And he STILL has time for golf."