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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my bananas. Cold and covered in bruises."
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"""Diamonds are forever. But so is herpes."" This is why I never get hired to write advertising campaigns."
"Thinking about calling 911 just to feel a fireman's embrace."
"""The more the merrier!"" usually means ""oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?"""
"I cut off He-Man's electricity today. Now I have the power."
"Cool name for god = ""head writer of The Weather Channel"""
"Worst part of being sick? Sneezing while taking a piss..."
"pedophile do you think pedophiles get depressed when they see a pregnant women walk into planned parenthood?"
"You know which singer really cut the mustard? Celine Dijon"
"My friend said I should move to Alaska... ..He said it's pretty cool there."