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Joke of the Day
"What's the most privileged fish? A Great White shark."
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"What's yellow and black and makes you laugh: A bus full of niggers going over a cliff."
"Never under estimate the value of stretching...the truth."
"I found a butterfly without wings... So I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned."
"I tried wrapping all the presents this year But I just don't have the gift."
"BOSS: quit listening to Vanilla Ice, participate in the meeting, and pay attention ME: so... stop, collaborate, and listen? BOSS: you're fired"
"Why did Tony the Tiger go to prison? RRRrrrrrrrrrrrape!"
"Bong hits bring all the cheetos to my jaw, and it's like, nom nom nom nom."
"Raise the bar ..? Like, go and drink upstairs ..?"
"France vs Germany was a close game... it ended in a shootout."