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Joke of the Day

"Why is Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."

"Learning karate in case I'm ever attacked by cinder blocks and wood planks."

"I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? You dress her up as an altar boy.."

"What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk? The dog has cerebral pawlsy."

"5 people hurt themselves by accidentally discharging guns at gun shows. Maybe the best way to handle gun nuts is to just let them have guns."

"What is a Queens job? She Queens and vacuums"

"The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died."

"The worst part about winter is how the ground is hard and crunchy and it makes me constantly crave nachos."

"Why do cows huddle together when it rains? To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other"