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Joke of the Day

"Why is Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."

"What doesn't kill you makes you vengeful."

"The CEO of AT&T just got married... The service was okay, but the reception was terrible."

"There was this church that was so so small That instead of having a crucified jesus they had one hanging"

"friend: here he comes. dont set him off again. me: ok me&friend: hey JADEN SMITH: What If We Are the Hay, And The World Is Harvesting Us?"

"What do you call a huge pile of cats? A Meowntain"

"The cheapest way to make your lips look fuller is to trip on a dog toy, land flat on your face, then sit back and enjoy the swelling."

"A cartoonist died in his home... Details are sketchy."

"What's the difference between your dick and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes."

"What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted? Re-fried beans!"