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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one? An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery."

"Strip club[OC] So I'm at the strip club and this huge breasted woman comes up to me and slaps me silly with her left titty. Guy sitting next to me says,""bet that's gonna leave a lasting mammary."""

"Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter? He was Snowden."

"If they worked, nobody would own more than one self-help book."

"What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon."

"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying them around"

"2016 is like... A 30 second ad on YouTube that you can't skip"

"My house is like an Indiana Jones movie. Partly because I walk around with a bullwhip, but mostly because of all the cobwebs."

"How does a black chick know she's pregnant? The cotton from the tampon has been picked."

"There are two kinds of people... Those who can't finish other peoples sentences..."