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Joke of the Day
"Watching a documentary is the leading cause of being unbearable in conversations for a week."
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"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? ""Are you my mother?"""
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"A huge gorgeous butterfly landed on my arm just now. Naturally I screamed and flailed my arms around frantically, but lovely really."
"What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!"
"What is Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA"
"You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute if you want to skydive twice."
"The animosity between Republicans & Democrats is NOTHING compared to the hatred between Jeffs & Geoffs."
"Ugh this morning this cop was all ""what's with the fake mustache"" & ""you can't throw turtle shells out of your vehicle"" & ""who's Yoshi"""
"According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots."