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Joke of the Day
"All I want for Christmas is a stormtrooper who doesn't miss the target every time he shoots."
Next Joke
"ME: u know what they say, drink with one eye open WIFE: they don't say that, you're drunk ME: *closes other eye* it is very dark in here"
"How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !"
"When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there."
"Keep the Earth clean! Its not Uranus."
"What is it called when Benedict Cumberbatch is constipated? No shit Sherlock."
"When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me."
"What do you call a person who looks at a glass half-empty? An Alcoholic."
"Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long."
"If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong."