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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !"
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"A decent news site shouldn't have comments. Comments are not news. Just give me the facts. No one needs to know what ahole666 ""thinks."""
"Need wrist jokes My little brother just broke his wrist and we are sitting in the hospital. He requested wrist jokes. Anybody have some?"
"Jesus walks into a hotel He throws a bag of nails on the counter and says: ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"Attractive women with no personality are like clear skies on a 10 degree day. Looks good in pictures, but no one wants to live with it."
"Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?"
"My Friends and The Catholic Church Most people accuse me of being a wanker. Not the Roman Catholic Church. They call me a mass murderer!"
"You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans That's crossing the border!"
"My neighbor just just had a baby boy born with no eyelids. When they did the circumcision they used the skin to make him some eyelids. He's doing great, just a little cockeyed."
"Did you hear about that hippie superhero who could make tulips and daffodils grow just by sprinkling baking ingredients on them? He said it was his self raising flour power."