195376

Joke of the Day

"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them."

"your mom's so fat her nickname is ""damn!"""

"Since we seem to be terrified of homosexuals, it would seem that the key to conquering America would be to attack us with an all-Gay army."

"Why is a woman lie a hurricane? When she comes she's wet and wild, but when she leaves she takes the house, the car and the kids..."

"There's a gap in my knowledge of clothing retailers"

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle? A tire."

"Why is leather armor the best for sneaking? Because it's made of hide"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !"

"What is the Difference? Joke: What is the difference between a snowlady and a snowman? Snowballs. Good joke Eh?"

"You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side."