231642
Joke of the Day
"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand The monk says, ""Make me one with everything."""
Next Joke
"Limericks eh ? There was this girl from Boston, Mass. She wade into the sea and wet her ankles, it doesn't rhyme now, but just wait until the tide comes in"
"My wife's got a latex allergy, so I substituted the condom for a bread bag. Now she's got a yeast infection."
"4yo daughter: No matter how much I wipe there's still poo Me: *blocking people on twitter* Same, baby"
"What's a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!"
"GF: I'm leaving with the kids if you don't stop pretending our house is a hospital ME: That'll be great, we really need the beds"
"Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week? I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one."
"What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running . . . JK! Rolling"
"I could never fist a girl My hand would always be reaching for a Pringle."
"I watched Lost In Space and loved it! It was a great documentary on Matt Damon."