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Joke of the Day
"Danger is my middle name. Avoid is my first, and Completely is my last. Nice to meet you."
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"Life hack Use your seat belt buckle to open your beer while driving"
"What's 50 Cent's new name? 50 Drachma."
"How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb? Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one."
"There was only one animal at the zoo... it was a Shihtzu"
"Never have I ever... rushed out of my house pretending I had to be somewhere & drove around neighborhood to get somebody to leave."
"My thoughts and prayers go out to all those with super busy key chains today. With dolls and shit on them, and fistfuls of keys and whatnot."
"""Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?"" Well.. You know what they say about big feet."
"Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."
"How do three gay guys sit on a stool? Flip it upside down."