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Joke of the Day
"What makes cheerleaders nervous? Being late"
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"Sometimes peeing feels better than sex. It lasts longer too."
"The King of pop is dead... The King of Snap and Crackle have been taken into protection after police suspect cereal killer."
"What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons? Jose & Hose-B"
"[creating humans] GOD: Make them imperfect... ANGEL: Okay...done... GOD: Now make them apologize to Me all the time for being imperfect."
"Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?"
"A little Jewish boy asks his Jewish father for 40$... Father: 30$! what do you need 20$ for?!"
"Magician: an ordinary deck of cards right? Guy in front row: that's a ham. Magician: [whispers to assistant] get eagle eyes out of here."
"What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up? Anti*Christ*amine's"
"what't the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts."