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Joke of the Day

"I always cry before getting intimate with a girl Does someone have tips against pepperspray?"

"What did one buttcheck say to the other buttcheck? After all the shit that has been between us, we will never be apart."

"A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve minors here."""

"My Thai girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one."

"Me: I'm having a problem with my computer: IT guy: Have you tried punching it? Me: That's the first thing I tried. I'm not an idiot."

"You can't make me believe there's a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers."

"If a blind couple breaks up... would they start hearing other people?"

"I saw a fight at a campsite yesterday. It was in tents!"

"I spent a good portion of today sitting in a Snuggie watching Cops. Eventually, they told me to go home and put on pants."

"How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread? Don't worry, they'll let you know."