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Joke of the Day

"Uniformed personnel walk a fine line between being ignorant and being out of shape. Add a letter and they're uninformed. Take one away and they're unformed."

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"""I set all the cattle free."" - Reverse Cowgirl"
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"A deeply religious man is trying to book a room at a hotel. He asks the receptionist if the pornography is disabled. To which she replies, ""No. We just have regular pornography, you sick fuck."""
"Most serial killers are men. That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years."
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