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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""I'd like to pay by card."" Waiter: ""Contactless?"" Me: ""No, you can cuddle me."""

"Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter."

"How does a south central chicken cross the road? ... In a bucket"

"I think one of my dads might be gay"

"Seems like everybody is wishing to find that special someone in their life, and I'm just over here wishing I could eat without getting fat"

"How much money do gay bars make? A buttload."

"if you haven't been called a racist on the internet you haven't been using the internet"

"I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea."

"*peeks under bathroom stall* How's the wifi signal in there?"

"I have a very dry sense of humor. So I drink moisturizer."