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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that can breathe underwater? Gil."
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"What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night? Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny."
"My Mum laughed at me when I said I was building a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"
"Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?"
"21 afraid of 20 We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but why was 21 terrified of 20? Because twenty-eight twenty-nine... (With profuse apologies.)"
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach him to fish and you get rid of him during weekends."
"How do you draw an Overwatch character? You Tracer."
"How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving."
"What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat? Claude"
"There's no human I hate more than the attendant in the bathroom at bars. Bro, I can handle this portion of my day ASSISTANCE FREE."