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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause and the end of a clause."

"At least in 4 years we'll be able to look back at this election with 2020 vision."

"Choosing between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods is white people's real Twilight."

"A man walks into a bar And says ouch. Hello Caldera! I'll be here all week!"

"20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope"

"How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia? Wannabee Wahhabi."

"Dry erase boards are remarkable!"

"New Rule Prizefighters are now allowed to bring a loaded gun to a fist fight."

"WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling"

"I once knew a girl so basic... ...that if you pushed her into a pool of acid, it'd be considered a-salt."