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Joke of the Day
"How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just sit in the dark and cry."
Next Joke
"*pretends to throw ball* *dog runs to chase it* Ha, stupid dog. *dog keeps running, disappears over horizon* Um *dog tackles me from behind*"
"What's the hottest album in hell right now? Views from the 666"
"I hope when you get to heaven, they give you a photo album with all the pictures you're in the background of."
"What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday? No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know."
"Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There's a nap for that."
"4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to ""How do you know if something is art?"" ""People tell you."""
"What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says? Hi dad!"
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"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey."