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Joke of the Day

"I have great muscle memory I totally remember when I was in shape."

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."

"I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball"

"Necessity is the mother of invention, and the wife of bill. Bill is the only one in the family with a normal name."

"What is every bodybuilder's favorite city? Gainsboro."

"What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas? Downton Syndrome"

"I was just at the beach and heard someone yell ""Help! Shark!"" I am pretty sure that shark wasn't going to help him..."

"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free"

"My Father said: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' So I sent him to a girls boarding school in France."

"Are Facebook quizzes still around? Just now starting to wonder which Spice Girl I am."