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Joke of the Day
"You're like a dream. Not there when I wake up."
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"My wife and I have an agreement with our 7 year old daughter Don't wake us up early on the weekend and we won't abandon you in a mall"
"Theft solution: Tits. Nobody is thinking about larceny when they're looking at tits. So ladies, help stop crime... show us your tits."
"Go to www.JebBush.com"
"Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys? Because he is a little shellfish."
"I'm a optimist ...at least I think so"
"Whichever part of my body is responsible for burning fat needs to stop procrastinating."
"""Always remember me."" - Anonymous."
"If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be famous for? Old age"
"Whenever someone dies they always tell me God called them home so that's why I'll never give Jesus my real phone number."