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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys? Because he is a little shellfish."
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"My fisherman friend got his Master's degree. Now he's a Master Baiter."
"Why don't black people get sunburns? Prisons are indoors. *(sorry black redditors)*"
"Italian WWII Tank for Sale It has 5 speeds; 4 are reverse."
"Laugh at your problems, everybody else does."
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200000 and a parachute."
"What I said : Just a trim, please. What hairdresser must've heard : Give me the Kim Jong-un."
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm black?? Cop: Sir, you're white, driving 90 in a 30. Me: Racist. Cop: Get out."
"""*RING**RING* in the middle Of night! ""Hello?"" ""Hey man are you home?"" ""No dude i just picked up my house phone from Burger King."""
"I hate it when I'm at someone's house and they keep asking stupid questions like... ""Who are you?"" and ""Is that a gun?"""