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Joke of the Day

"What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta? Rotini!"

"[Jokes] The three girls LOL FUNNY!"

"If apple made a car would it have windows?"

"What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man."

"Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either."

"My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I didn't love her back. It's nice when problems resolve themselves like that.;-)"

"""any questions for Mr. deGrasse Tyson?"" [I knock over an old woman while sprinting to the mic] HOW DOES AIR CONDITIONING WORK IN SPACE?"

"""Wanna hear a chemistry joke?"" ""Na, man, I'm good."" ""Wow, you didn't have to get salty over it."" (Chemically inaccurate but who cares, right?)"

"TIL The queen bee has sex with up to 40 males per day. Just like your mom."

"What do Mexican people use to keep warm? Faheaters."