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Joke of the Day

"Do you need an Ark? I Noah guy."

"When people ask me about my hobbies, I tell them I'm into birdwatching, photography and meeting new people. It sounds better than stalking."

"What do you call a bug on the moon? A lunatic! (luna-tick)"

"I Saw a Huge Seagull Today It was big enough to be a D Gull. But not quite big enough to be an Eagle"

"Why are most reactionists black? Because stealing is the only thing they can do."

"What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say? Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here?"

"She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !"

"[Troy in the olden times] ""WTF is that?"" A wooden horse ""It's not full of soldiers is it?"" [from in horse] JUST TAKE IT INSIDE & HAVE A LOOK"

"I put a thousand pounds on a horse. The fucking thing collapsed."

"Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop."