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Joke of the Day

"What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race? Josh Duggar at a family reunion."

"Yesterday I gave my seat to a blind man Today I lost my job as a bus driver"

"What has four letters, but a long sentence? Rape."

"Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: please stop calling me that. My name is Susan"

"The word resume has fireworks coming out of it to help with the pronunciation yet we're left to fend for ourselves with colonel?"

"Light a man a fire... Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Light a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life. (I know it's a repost, but I've never seen the play on words, shame)"

"What is a jew on a swing? A annoyance to German snipers."

"Local News Reports a Kidnapping at a School It's okay though, she woke up."

"Did you hear about that green and brown patterned toilet that exploded? It was a Camo-Khazi... FYI Khazi is British slang for a toilet, so now you know!"

"What's the difference between a statesman and a politician? A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman."