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Joke of the Day

"SACAJAWEA WAS THE ORIGINAL GOOGLE MAPS"

"Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway there."

"Asian Drivers Are So Bad... that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident"

"Why do they call me the fireman? Cause I turn on the hoes"

"13: Dad, do you believe in miracles? Me: Do you remember spray painting my car? 13: yeah M: Are you breathing? 13: yeah M: Well, there ya go"

"I finally watched Bokeback Mountain... I learned that when two cowboys go up into the mountains, the sheep have nothing to worry about!"

"Did you hear about the frog that wasn't good at parking? He had to get toad."

"Diagnose Doctor: Well, those results look bad... Patient: How bad are they? Doctor: It depends, how old are you? Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't."

"How did Reggie Rocket's brother die? Otto Erocket Asphyxiation"