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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window."

"What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids? Naughty pine"

"Women are equal and deserve respect Just kidding they should suck my dick"

"I hate when I'm singing and some idiot thinks they can join in with me... this is not Glee."

"If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Sparta, that way I can introduce him as ""This is SPARTA!!!"""

"Q: What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? A: Wheeeeee!"

"You do realize that if you save yourself for marriage, you'll only have sex like three or four times ever?"

"I'm putting together an acting troupe of dogs. It's called..........................................................................*Dramatic Paws*."

"What did one redneck say to the other? If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich."

"How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!"