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Joke of the Day

"I complimented someone for their amazing mustache. I don't understand why she threw a fit though."

"I tried to take a selfie with my grandma and she said ""you're going to have to wait until I'm in a casket"""

"WHERE MY INTROVERTS AT? [a few people shuffle their feet & pretend to check their phones]"

"Did You Hear About the Man who was Arrested for Possessing NaCl and an Electrical Source? He was arrested for a salt and battery!"

"Special Hand Job Getting a hand job from a chick is like watching the special Olympics... You keep cheering them on but deep down inside you know you can do better..."

"what happens when a frogs car breaks down? it gets toad"

"What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons? Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)"

"Sexual Pleasure is like a gas station Sometimes you just fill up and leave Sometimes you do none of the work Sometimes you have to pay the person filling Most of the time you end up at a Self Serve"

"You want to know my favorite letter in the gangsta's alphabet? GHETT-O!"

"I have an asian friend who always points out the obvious things I call him obvious lee"