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Joke of the Day

"Did You Hear About the Man who was Arrested for Possessing NaCl and an Electrical Source? He was arrested for a salt and battery!"

"How long do you have to work at KFC before they make you a colonel?"

"A great excuse for being late is ""I don't know how to tell time"""

"How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world? He plays golf."

"What did the army recruiter say to the gay wizard? ""Don't ask don't spell."""

"[coming out of coma] Doc: You survived the heart attack Me: I'm going to eat right & get fit D: *shows me hospital bill* M: *pulls plug*"

"What is the slowest ship? A snail boat."

"How did Helen Keller break her arm? She tried to read the speed limit sign."

"My New Year's Resolution is to lose 10 pounds Only 13 more to go"

"I have a pretty good joke about procrastination But on second thought I think I'll tell it later."