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Joke of the Day

"I'm on a cruise this week. My humor didn't go over very well on the observation deck, nor did what I left behind on the poop deck."

"WHAT KIND OF BAND PLAYS SNAPPY MUSIC? A RUBBER BAND."

"My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns But he didn't know toucan play that game."

"Do you think when Spider-Man gets stoned with Batman and the Hulk he sometimes thinks the spider on his chest is real and freaks out?"

"finds it funny when people who aren't friends in real life are friends on Facebook"

"Where do you shop for a pregnant cow? The Mooternity Section."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out"

"I saw an image of the Virgin Mary on a pumpkin! It squashed all of my doubts... And, reinforced my faith in Gourd."

"(NSFW) Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm... He walks up to his wife and says, ""This is the pig I've been fucking!"" Wife: ""That's a duck."" Guy: ""I was talking to the duck!"""

"What's a ghost's favorite data type? BOO-lean!"