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Joke of the Day

"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza can have pepperoni, Jews can't. Oh, and that other thing."

"For the next president we should just elect the CEO of a dildo company at least they're honest about how they fuck people"

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger & I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner."

"This is one of those gems thought up at 4 am, why does nobody listen to Neo-Nazis? It's all just white noise."

"Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective."

"I can't believe I lost my candidacy for mayor of my hometown I kissed so many hands and shook so many babies."

"So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response."

"McDonalds employees get so cranky when you perform the entire dance routine to Britney Spear's ""I'm a slave for you"" before ordering."

"I entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win... But I've never been good at puns."