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Joke of the Day
"What's a hipster's biggest problem? You probably haven't heard it."
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"What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole? Pi-curious."
"How long is a Chinaman? How long IS a chinaman"
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they're not confused with feminist. Sorry."
"When I was born god asked me if I wanted a good memory or a huge wiener. I can't remember what I picked..."
"The breweries of the United States are planning to overthrow the government... It's a consbeeracy!"
"How many people in America do you think I can trick into believing that Brexit is the name of one of Sarah Palin's kids?"
"The best part about Ray Lewis being on ESPN is.. I can hear a guy with six kids by four different women lecture me about commitment & dedication."
"I can't watch porn with a storyline cause I get too invested and end up worrying about the delivery man losing his job for taking so long :("
"""Everyone says they're voting for Clinton or Trump, but I'm voting for Regina George because she got hit by a bus."""