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Joke of the Day

"A recent study has linked alcohol to the risk of stroke in women... but i got a dick so lets drink!"

"Jesus walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and says I'll just have a water thanks ;)"

"Where do babies come from? Well, when a man and a woman drink alcoholic beverages together..."

"What's a pilots favourite artist? David Boeing."

"I did some Star War's fantasy roll playing this weekend Me, Hand Solo and Princess Didn't-Get-Laid-a."

"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."

"Need to build an ark? I Noah guy."

"I lost multiple times in Bridge Tourney today I'm muslim and I kept playing NT"

"_____________/\__________\o/_____ Swim little man swim! Swim away from the shark! You have to save yourself!"

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a convicted serial sex offender? Convicted"