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Joke of the Day

"A recent study has linked alcohol to the risk of stroke in women... but i got a dick so lets drink!"

"My boss always calls me Sweetypie when he wants me to get him coffee..I estimate he's swallowed a bucket of my spit in the last 4 years.."

"My Asian girlfriend told me there's nothing wrong with having a little penis. I still wish she didn't have one, though..."

"Why won't Monica Lewinsky vote for Hillary as president? The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"It's not on a map, or some app. MILLER LIGHT"

"Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you hear Juan you've heard Jamal."

"A drunk throws up on a dog.. And say.. ""Jesus I don't remember eating that !"""

"What did one wall say to the other wall? I`ll meet you at the corner."

"Cock... is a fowl word."