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Joke of the Day

"Sleep is my drug....my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police."

"Why doesn't a window scream when you shatter it? Because it's paneless."

"What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food? ***SHORYUKEN***"

"A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy."

"Famous people could rob banks wearing masks of themselves and they'd never get caught."

"When people ask me about my hobbies, I tell them I'm into birdwatching, photography and meeting new people. It sounds better than stalking."

"When I see a car accident I pull over quickly to assist the drivers with getting rid of any drugs they may have in the car."

"I could be the next American Idol!! If they could just let me bring my shower on stage..."

"Sometimes, When I Think Of My Books... I touch my shelf."

"Why is CoD like women? Search and Destroy."