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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum."

"Million dollar idea: make $100,000 ten times"

"Two aerials (antennas) meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant."

"Why do people carry around umbrellas? Because they can't carry themselves"

"What Do You Call A Blank Piece Of Paper? WOMEN'S RIGHTS!!!"

"I went to the barber before I had my SAT yesterday it really helped me clear my head"

"What gets bigger every time I see my wife? My wife."

"Groundhogs Constipation is a bit like watching for groundhogs on Groundhog Day. You know spring is coming early, but that reclusive rodent is nowhere to be seen."

"Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete? It's mistaken for granite."

"I was going to tell an original joke about fences... but then I decided to repost"