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Joke of the Day
"I never did understand why the ball was getting bigger but then it hit me"
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"Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice? The Spanish Inquisition."
"Tired of hearing the same song over and over again? Try being in marching band."
"Dropped a Q-tip, but I caught it before it hit the ground. The ninja behind me said, ""Whoa."" Then we high-fived."
"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."
"What's worse than two babies in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters."
"What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano? Finding crabs on your organ."