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Joke of the Day

"Dropped a Q-tip, but I caught it before it hit the ground. The ninja behind me said, ""Whoa."" Then we high-fived."

"I go to strip clubs for the music."

"According to the CDC, the leading cause of death in 2016 was having a career in the 80's that brought you any level of fame"

"What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit? ""WITNESS ME!"""

"befor they had dog cops they tried cat cops but the cats kept meowing at the policemans durimg the stakeouts"

"Whats similar with a Dick and a Rubik Cube? If you play with it, it gets harder..."

"SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PREGNANT LADIES GETTING READY FOR THE BIG WEEKEND COMING UP !!! #labordayweekend"

"Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol"

"What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!"

"A man in the restroom today almost pissed on my pants from the next urinal over. I yelled at him and he said ""It's alright man. Wouldn't you rather be pissed off than pissed on?"""