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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say ""hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic""."

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"You ever hear about the guy who goosed the ghost? He got a handful of sheet."
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"just ordered so much food the delivery guy gave me four sets of utensils but it's okay I still love myself"
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"Show me a man who calls himself a vegan and I'll show you a man who's trying to sleep with a vegan."