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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say ""hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic""."

"I like my girlfriend's new glow-in-the-dark braces... ...her smile really lights up the room now."

"Me: do you like bad boys? Her: no Me: are you sure? Her: [covers her dog's ears] okay yes"

"Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? because nobody made sandwiches"

"Knock knock joke I came up with in the 3rd grade... Knock, knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? Nunya dang business who?"

"A Native American just published a novel Critics consider it a Seminole work."

"Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling."

"My wife wanted a Christmas tree in every room But I said no way that's overkill. So we compromised and now there's a Christmas tree in every room."

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokenoff!"

"He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started."