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Joke of the Day

"""There is a man!"" Sarah doesn't dare to walk into the restroom. Jane sees that and asks ""Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?"". Sarah kept silent."

"Wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard, ""Actually sir, we have you on camera."""

"What's the definition of endless love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis."

"Golf ball sized hail wouldn't be so destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller."

"I had to break up with my French horn playing girlfriend... ...She was great, but every time we kissed she tried to put her fist in my ass."

"Does anyone have a good joke about essays/paper writing I can use?"

"Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'm about to tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts"

"robin williams punchlines were always on point i never thought he would ultimately leave us hanging"

"why did the chicken cross the road because it was stuck to the farmers knob."

"#rubbishjokes How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's a hardware problem."