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Joke of the Day

"""There is a man!"" Sarah doesn't dare to walk into the restroom. Jane sees that and asks ""Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?"". Sarah kept silent."

"How to tell if someone doesn't crossfit"

"The Pope is making great strides in combating child abuse... But many priests are still coming in a little behind."

"Aside from dying withing the same week what else did Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common? Their last moments were spent in wild fishtails."

"I'm a wealth of knowledge Unless you want it to be true Then I'm pretty solid on about 6 topics 2 of those might just be Doritos flavors"

"Infidel. It's where I want to be, thanks to my fetish for Cuban politicians."

"What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals blowing each other."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... 1. Those who understand ternary. 2. Those who don't. 10 . Those who expected the binary gag."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Give me a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid."

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [corrected] NSFW [deleted]"