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Joke of the Day

"Met a redneck magician last night.. Told me he could turn a 12 pack into a case of domestic violence"

"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross Country"

"What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon."

"I'd like to execute g0d. But how can you execute vacuum."

"Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova? Caesar said:""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Casanova said:""I saw, I conquered, I came."""

"If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court."

"What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am? ""Honey!"" [Nut] ""Cheerio!"""

"Did you hear about the suicide bomber that became a Youtube sensation? He never thought he'd blow up like this."

"The other day, a clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester."

"I was going to write a joke about the pentagon... But I gave up when I couldn't find the right angle."