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"I don't need a tat to look hard. Just a pic of your mom..."
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"Why does China hate Digimon Fans? Because they recognise Ty won"
"An American cop stops a man driving. ""Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"" ""Umm, no?"" ""Neither do I"" *cop shoots man 6 times"""
"Presidential Disinfectant Hydrogen Barackside"
"""Give me a positive adjective..."" ""Splendid."" ""Nice. Now how about a negative adjective?"" ""Splendidn't."""
"So a navy man returns to his ship after a night in port. The next morning he's shocked to find everyone speaking Russian... Whoops, wrong sub."
"My ex used to sing ""Brown Eyed Girl"" to me.... I have blue eyes. This should have been a sign."
"My friends and I were trying to decide which award winning drama TV show we should watch It came down to the wire."
"A man walks into his therapist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.. so the therapist takes one look at the man and says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. ""Hey kid,"" he shouted. ""Why don't you go outside and play?"""