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Joke of the Day
"how many calories are in a horse"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ? Cugat to love my jokes !"
"Where is the most ironic place to get a girl pregnant? Abortion clinic."
"Instead of yelling at jerk who cuts u off in traffic just chuck a realistic rubber snake in their window & yell ""have at him Damian!"""
"What do white supremacists drink at their rallies? White Powerade"
"My wife's safe word: ""Not tonight"""
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"Son: ""I got expelled"" Dad: ""How?"" Son: ""I wrote 2 + 2 = 41 on the whiteboard."" Dad: ""That's pretty dumb but-"" Son: ""Then my teacher told me to go up to the board..."" Dad: ""Ok?"" Son: ""And rub 1 out."""
"Why are all the guys banging hot chicks in porn fat and ugly? I don't know, but sign me up!"