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Joke of the Day

"Sext I just received from my wife- ""Wake up! You're snoring so loud on the couch, you may as well come to bed."""

"A Photon checks in at an airline front counter. Agent says... Sir, do you have any checked baggage?' Photon replies, 'No, I'm travelling light.'"

"Did you hear the joke about jello? Took a while to set in but it sure gave me a jiggle"

"If people would moan loudly during a pat down, the line would move much quicker."

"Why did Russia close all of its airports? The planes were stalin."

"What do politics and orgies have in common? A bunch of dicks and cunts trying to screw each other."

"Apparently, you can only say ""look at you! You got so big!"" to children,,, old girlfriends tend to get offended."

"What black & White and cool as f**k? A fridge with a leather jacket on."

"Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough"

"My name is Nate. My dyslexic friend told me he likes it, he thinks it's neat."