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Joke of the Day

"The man at the grocery store name is Bobby Chubsucker. He was either very popular or made fun of a lot in school."

"What does a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men usually miss all three."

"Ever hear the joke about the baby with aids? Aww, man. It *never* gets old."

"What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife? An erection and a place to put it."

"What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song? All Apologies"

"Egg and a sausage sizzling away in a frying pan The egg says ""fuck me its hot in here"". The sausage goes ""fuck me, a talking egg!"""

"Do I still have feelings for my ex husband? Yes. I think ""stabby"" is a feeling, right?"

"ur honor, i call GOD as my witness *jury gasps* *nothimg happens* *slowley, a man w/ beard rises from the stands* damit no Gary sit down"

"How do you steal a coat? You jacket."

"which part of the centaur carries the centaur babies is it the lady torso or the horse torso and why can't I stop thinking about this"