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"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Very little!"
"I just read the ""100 things to do before you die"" list.... I'm kinda surprised that ""call 911"" didn't make the cut."
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!"
"Little Billy come out to his Dad... - Dad, I think I'm gay. - That's strange, when you were young, you did not seem to like anal sex."
"I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties."
"I'm a wealth of knowledge Unless you want it to be true Then I'm pretty solid on about 6 topics 2 of those might just be Doritos flavors"
"I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW] www.reddit.com"
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