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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippy chick? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."

"Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide after the game But he couldn't even kick the chair out from under himself"

"So I heard my gf fart for the first time...she denied it But I had already decided earlier, I'd never argue with my imaginary gf."

"Butte Creek beer slogan! It dont taste shitty!"

"Did you hear the one about the genius Redditor? No?, and you won't either."

"What do you call a cannibal who eats a lot of cereal eaters a cereal eater..."

"Life just handed me lemonade. Not sure what to do."

"I almost got knocked out by a couple of celebrities recently.... Talk about seeing stars."

"Why does Sean Connery suck at DIY? A lack of shelf awareness."

"Him: Can you forgive me? *mental montage of me trying to figure out who this guy is* Me: Yes, but I'm really hurt so please give me time."