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Joke of the Day

"If you ask your hair dresser for the Zooey Deschanel... You're really just getting more bang for your buck."

"My feet were killing me yesterday. I bought some in-soles thinking they'd probably do nothing to help. Today I stand corrected."

"yes off course i'm an American My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American"

"A very interesting poem > I dig > You dig > He dig > She dig > They dig > We dig It might not be very long, but I think it is very deep."

"What's Master P's favorite fruit? Uhh' banananaaaaaa"

"Dad Slapped me For my Bad Skilled Jokes"

"My angry wife left me after she said "".. eat shit and die! "" And all I said was: ""So dinner is ready?""."

"I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence... ...but it's a re-post."

"What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container? That can can can-can!"

"Did you hear about the two melons that are having trouble getting a divorce? The judge said they cantaloupe."