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Joke of the Day
"Say ""Rise Up Lights"" out loud You just said ""Razor Blades"" in an Australian accent"
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"Whats brown and rhymes with ""Snoop""? Dr. Dre"
"Why did the football team take the short bus to the game? They needed more downs."
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? He was *too far out, maaan*."
"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Because air is free.. I'm sorry."
"Chemists Confirm the Existence of New Type of Bond James Bond"
"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, then why can't he fix my marriage"
"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck."
"Ladies, wonder if he's busy or ignoring your texts? Offer to send nudes. If he instantly responds, he was totally ignoring you before."
"""We hug and kiss, but people just don't lick each other."" -yet another lie I just told my toddler"