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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a half Mexican half German person? A Beaner Schnitzel."
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"Rejected Disney Movie Titles: 1) Find My Fish Son 2) A Shit Ton Of Spotted Dogs 3) Peter Pot 4) Pretty Lady & Big Foot Face 5) It's Cold"
"Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real."
"[interview] ""Describe yourself in 5 words."" me: Salacious. Professionally sensual. HR compliant."
"The detective said it was ""super fucking weird, but not illegal"" to rub Rogaine on my daughter's back every morning."
"Knock Knock! - Who's there? - Dingo! - Dingo who? - MANDINGO!!!"
"what do you call a fast ghost? spooky gonzales"
"May he without sin cast the first stone [Everybody picks up rocks] Sharing Netflix passwords counts as sin [Everybody puts rocks back down]"
"MOM : Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? SON : My name is Paul."
"I gave every penny I had to the homeless guy the other day! Now I just have 20 $100 bills in my purse!"